April 2012
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[[MORE]]it feels so good to just completely open up to a complete stranger
and then when they actually CONCUR with your thoughts oh my god
finally i can smile
feels good
i fucking love tumblr
also the homestuck fandom because goddammit the people are so beautiful
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After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
kurtluna:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move to Ballarat in 1854
Anonymous asked: SPIT o' SWALLOW GFRAND
Anonymous asked: spit or swallow?
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am i really getting messages asking about my semen preferences
is that actually a thing that is happening
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Anonymous asked: poop lives in the toilet, not on tumblr.
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[[MORE]]i am the fucking salt of this earth jesus lauren why can’t you actually have some SENSE for once in your life you ungracious bitch
i need a hug
but jesus knows when the next one of those is going to be
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[[MORE]]motherfucker what the fuck have i done
what
the
fuck
lauren
nope
nope
you heartless bitch
i hope you don’t wake up tomorrow
dave strider
synonymous with oops where did my pants go
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introduce tess to homestuck fanfiction
she declares me to be “perfect”
success.
linkinparksandrec:
when you stare at the butt, the butt stares back at you
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After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
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Anonymous asked: But who don't know who this is *spooky voice*
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seblaine:
in every blogger’s history lies a dark, dark past
their first ever url
looking at myself: why
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what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:
What if we just took a bunch of out of context quotes, removed the quirks, and tried to guess whether they were said by someone high as fuck or were quotes from Homestuck?
Call it “High or Homestuck”
It would be one of the most difficult game shows in existence.
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recap of my day because i can’t get it straight in my head so let’s see if writing it down helps
[[MORE]]i went to school and actually enjoyed french laughed at posh spice calling david beckham’s dick a “tractor exhaust pipe” in business and was excited for my IOP once again and
questioned why people were saying “happy 420” if they don’t smoke...
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yolo: you're only liked online
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tipoftheeisenberg:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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schoompleflamejessicapond replied to your post: J’déteste la classe de français. C’est tres…
CLASSE de français. Always remember the e
Merci beaucoup! Désolé >.<
I just wrote that in my book, as well, spelt correctly.
Wow.
bit not good yeah
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me at 8pm: i'm going to fix my sleeping schedule today!!
me at 9pm: in one hour it is bed time...
me at 10pm: wow going to sleep at 10 is for babies who need their diaps changed, 11 it is
me at 11pm: i'm going to read fanfics now
me at 2am: where did the time go
me at 3am: goddammit
me at 4am: i'm literally crying
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[[MORE]]wow i’m
having a kind of out-of-body experience right now
and i don’t even know why
i feel so good
but so weird
do i even know the people i know
what the hell
what is going on
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